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But I am so fascinated that he has such a full, luscious head of hair that he comes in at eight. Now you may find yourself asking: Who the heck is Brad Ted? Quite frankly, I don’t know. Coming in at the ocho is none other than Brad Ted.
#TED CRUZ IS THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER PLUS#
Plus he buys all of the chocolate bars then proving to be a charitable guy. He does get a spot above the old man because of that episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he goes pretty crazy, so in that episode he plays a pretty crucial part. He really does not do much, but he is at the Krusty Krab pretty regularly. At number nine we have this green dude in the purple shirt. He never really plays too crucial of a role or has many lines, but is a nice old man and we are happy he is living his best life in the Bottom.ĩ. He kinda is just the old man of bikini bottom. He comes in at the bottom of our list as he really never really adds much to the show. Coming in at number ten we have the bald old man. Also, most of these characters had unagreed upon names on the internet, so I will just call them by what they are. But hey, hopefully you can at least have a nostalgic laugh at this here post. Now, you may be asking yourself, why do I like to rank so many things that no one cares about? To be honest, I really don’t know. This week, I take a deep dive under the sea and explore the world of Bikini Bottom, and rank the most insignificant Spongebob Sqaurepants characters from my least favorite to favorite. First and foremost, happy Friday!! We all survived another week and can slide on into the weekend with another A+ (first time I’ve ever gotten one of those) blog post.